Dark Bard

This is the Reddie standard B/BG, level by level.

The Dark Bard
Human

STR 17
CHA 16

Others according to taste. NOTE: works with 15 STR, 15 CHA quite as well, leaving more room for CON. Both CHA and STR have an uneven number of bonus items: CHA goes with +5 from cloak, +2 from hat, +4 from ring. STR goes for +5 from belt, +2 from gloves (this character should not use the epic +5 gloves) and a maximum of +2/+2 from rings/amulets. Hence, there's no real reason to give either ability score an even number.

Level-class-features
1-B-Knockdown, Curse Song
2-B-
3-B-Power Attack
4-B-+1STR
5-B-
6-B-Cleave, Hide 5 ranks
7-BG-
8-BG-+1STR
9-BG-Divine Shield
10-B
11-B
12-BG-Divine Might-+1STR
13-B
14-B
15-B-Choice of: Lingering/Extra music, Extra turning, Improved Crit, Toughness
16-B-+1CHA
17-B
18-B-Choice of: Lingering/Extra music, Extra turning, Improved Crit, Toughness
19-B
20-B+1CHA

Skills:
Bard 4, human 1. 10 INT = 20+80+12=112 skill points
Tumble 20
UMD 12
Taunt 23
Discipline 23
Hide 5
Perform 23
=3 points remaining (prob. UMD)

If you go with 16/15 (+3 str, +2 cha) you get:
19+11 str=30
17+11 cha=28

With a two-handed weapon, you'll be attacking at:
BAB +16/+11/+6/+1
AB: 16+5(wep)+10(str)+3(bard song)+random misc =+34/+34/+29/+24/+19
Damage with two-handed: 1d12+15+5+3+1d6+9=42 average damage per hit, going for 5x42=210 damage a round if all strikes hit.

Meanwhile, your AC:
10+7+2+4+5+5+4+9+4=50
+Improved Invisibility
+Immunities

And of course, great saves and -10 to enemy AC with curse song/taunt.

Another note: Feats can be switched around, excluding power attack and cleave, and extend spell is a great feat choice as well. The BG levels have to be taken in that exact order.